What the balls

When I was born, the doctors diagnosed me with a rare condition known as "Extremely Silly." This condition affects one in a billion babies worldwide. Through the years I've persevered in spite of the many challenges it brought me. As Mr. Crane probably once said,

"the years wrinkle the skin; but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles our soul."

I'd like to believe I have an idea as to what that means. To this day I know from deep down in my heart that my soul and brain are still as smooth as they've ever been. This quote stuck with me through the many trials of life, though sometimes I wish he'd mentioned what wrinkles the sack.